The sad thing about going back and watching cartoons you enjoyed as a kid is that they’re never quite the way you remember them.
Uh…is moose and squirrel?
This twisted bit of nostalgia comes to you courtesy of Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures – Episode 17: “Snow White & the Motor City Dwarfs”/”Don’t Touch that Dial” (October 8, 1988).
When it comes to dating in the 21st century…there are no rules.
Pray tell, what is this strange method of pants-retaining date-getting that you speak of? :O
This glimpse into Tucker Foley‘s dating life has been brought to you by Danny Phantom – Episode 2: Parental Bonding (April 9, 2004).
I think the Autobots have been on Earth for too long.
Do the Autobots have to pay for cable television access?
This special news bulletin has been brought to you by The Transformers – Episode 50: Prime Target (November 14, 1985).
There’re some adventures that’re best not taken for the sake of common decency.
Bah! You’ve turned down a chance to bounce around in a bounce house? You are no man, Finn! YOU ARE NO MAN! 😛
This narrowly-averted censorship moment courtesy of Adventure Time – Episode 122: Princess Potluck (April 22, 2013).
There’s nothing like a Victorian era burlesque show. Featuring anthropomorphic mice. In a G-rated Disney movie.
DAMMIT DISNEY, NOW YOU’VE TURNED ME INTO A FURRY! >_<
This…thought-provoking sequence has been brought to you by The Great Mouse Detective (1986).
Mojo Jojo better be careful with the soap.
I think that’s the smell of a monkey crapping himself, actually… ^_^;
This uncomfortable moment has been brought to you by The Powerpuff Girls – Episode 22: Imaginary Friend/Cootie Gras (March 17, 2000).
In the Cow and Chicken Universe, “carpet-munching biker butch” doesn’t mean what you think it means…
Well…that was subtle.
This…whatever the heck this is…comes to your courtesy of Cow and Chicken – Episode 20: Buffalo Gals/Cow and Chicken Reclining (February 20, 1998). On a side note, this particular episode was also banned after its initial airing. Gee whiz, I wonder why? 😛
Don’t you hate overbearing bosses that interfere with office romances?
Destro, that’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard.
You can thank G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero – Episode 15: The Pyramid of Darkness – Part 5: Knotting Cobra’s Coils (September 20, 1985) for ruining the mood today.
Ever wonder what rats and mice dream of?
On second, thought…never mind. I don’t want to know. >_<
This insight into the sleeping minds of rodentia has been brought to you by Capitol Critters – Episode 1: Max Goes to Washington (January 28, 1992).
It’s always nice to know where you came from.
Too much information. TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
This startling revelation has been brought to you by The Powerpuff Girls – Episode 44: Super Friends (May 12, 2001).
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