Archive for March, 2015

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 34

2015/03/28

How far would you go for justice? :O

Well, at least they let her keep the mask...

Well, at least they let her keep the mask.

Today’s cover-free undercover operation has been brought to you by Batman Confidential #18 (August 2008) by Fabian Nicieza and Kevin Maguire.

It Boggles the Mind…

2015/03/24

You know, I’m not sure what shocks me the most here: Lana Lang‘s casual attitude towards breaking and entering, the fact that a “criminal genius” like Lex Luthor is capable of inventing things that can kill Superboy but not to keep nosy teenage girls out of his laboratory, or that a bald dumbass like him is the Boy of Steel’s greatest foe.

Someone d-lever me from this Silver Age idiocy. >_<;

Oh lord, someone d-lever me from this Silver Age idiocy. >_<;

Today’s home security tip has been brought to you by Superboy #86 (January 1961) by Robert Bernstein, Jerry Siegel, Stan Kaye, George Papp, Al Plastino, and Curt Swan.

Studies in Douchebaggery – Part 7

2015/03/20

Don’t just be a douchebag. Be a super douchebag.

Well, that's one way to strip someone of their dignity.

Well, that’s one way to strip someone of their dignity.

This guide to the unfortunate consequences of workplace harassment has been brought to you by Action Comics #7 (December 1938) by Gene Baxter, Sven Elven, Will Ely, Ken Fitch, Homer Fleming, Fred Guardineer, Paul Gustavson, Gil Kesson, Richard Martin, Sheldon Moldoff, Jerry Siegel, Bernard Baily, Sheldon Moldoff, George Papp, Fred Schwab, Joe Shuster, and Paul Lauretta.

Fat Guy and the Hot Chick

2015/03/16

Even fictional characters can only suspend belief so far.

Never underestimate the power of beer goggles.

Never underestimate the power of beer goggles.

This movie trailer has been sponsored by Power Girl #6 (December 2009) by Justin Gray, Jimmy Palmiotti, and Amanda Connor.

Politically Incorrect Theater – Part 11

2015/03/12
I think Wonder Woman's been spending too much time reading radical feminist blogs on Tumblr.

I think someone’s been spending too much time reading radical feminist blogs on Tumblr.

Remember what Wonder Woman was like before the New 52? When her response to men disrespecting her involved petty acts of vandalism and destruction of private property rather than explicit threats of castration (which makes her about one step removed from Frank Miller‘s interpretation of her)?

I kinda miss that Wonder Woman.

This…thing…was taken from Wonder Woman #19 (June 2013) by Brian Azzarello, Tony Akins, Goran Sudžuka, and Dan Green.

Superman Says The Darndest Things – Part 9

2015/03/08

Just because you have super-patience, doesn’t mean that it’s infinite.

I think we've finally found someone more obnoxious than Lena Dunham and Ann Coulter combined.

I think we’ve finally found someone more obnoxious than Lena Dunham and Ann Coulter combined.

This case of raw Kryptonian nerves has been brought to you by Action Comics #809 (January 2004) by Joe Kelly, Pascal Ferry, and Cam Smith.

Decreased Workload

2015/03/04

Isn’t it annoying when the local government comes this close to putting you out of a job?

Meh, you can't please everyone.

Meh, you can’t please everyone.

This disgruntled public service message has been sponsored by The Punisher #5 (August 2000) by Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon, and Jimmy Palmiotti.


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