Archive for the ‘Rocket Raccoon’ Category

Paw in the Cookie Jar

2016/02/15

Remember: If you’re ever caught stealing office supplies, it’s important to act natural and quickly change the subject so the whole thing’ll blow over really fast.

Awkwardness averted. :)

Awkwardness averted. πŸ™‚

Today’s theft prevention lesson has been sponsored by Captain Marvel #1 (January 2016) by Tara Butters, Michele Fazekas, Kris Anka, Mark Bagley, Drew Henessy, Adam Hughes, Frank Martin, and Marguerite Sauvage.

The Power of Belief

2014/11/12

It’s always good to believe in something bigger than yourself.…

Do you believe you can fly, Cardinal? :P

Do you believe you can fly, Cardinal? πŸ˜›

This crisis of faith was brought about by Guardians of the Galaxy #3 (September 2008) by Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning, Clint Langley, Paul Pelletier, and Rick Magyar.

Daring Rescues and the Warrior Princess

2014/06/09

Changing gender roles complicate matters sometimes. Painfully.

Someone's been taking pages from Princess Lei's handbook.

Someone’s been taking pages from Princess Leia’s handbook.

Today’s rescue attempt has been brought to you by Rocket Raccoon #1 (May 2014) by Joe Caramagna,Β  Adam Archer, and Ty Templeton.

Fast Food Redemption

2013/11/24

It’s nice to know that even a backwater planet like Earth can contribute something of value to the universe.

Big words coming from someone whose species is known for rummaging through garbage for food. :P

Big words coming from someone whose species is known for rummaging through garbage πŸ˜›

This harsh judgement has been passed down by Avengers Assemble #6 (October 2012) by Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Bagley, and Danny Miki.

Perpetually Wrong Answers

2013/10/07

This is how I imagine a discussion with a small, furry version of R. Lee Ermey might go.

Man, there really isn't any intelligent alien life out there. :P

Man, there really isn’t any intelligent alien life out there. πŸ˜›

Today’s Rocket Raccoon moment has been brought to you by Guardians of the Galaxy #2 (June 2013) by Brian Michael Bendis, Steve McNiven, Sara Pichelli, John Dell, and Mark Morales.

The Weird Wide Web – Part 5

2013/09/29

E-commerce makes shopping easy for everybody!

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a raccoon either.

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a raccoon, either.

You can thank Guardians of the Galaxy #1 (May 2008) by Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning, Paul Pelletier, and Rick Magyar for this five star purchase.


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