Time Has Run Out

2022/10/06

Reminder that today’s the day aliens arrive in Earth’s orbot to destroy humanity and Captain Michael Raynor is sent back in time 30 years to October 6, 1992 through a wormhole.

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Today’s vision of the future comes to you courtesy of Time Runner (1993).

Protection Racket

2022/12/23

No one muscles in on Santa Claus’ turf.

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Aim for the knees and ankles!

Today’s pushback has been brought to you by Superman’s Christmas Adventures #1 (1940) by Jerry Siegel and Jack Burnley.

Happy New Year 2022!

2022/01/01

Who else has a good feeling about what’s in store for us? ๐Ÿ˜€
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Internet – 2021

2021/12/31

Reminder that this is the last day the Internet will look like this. ๐Ÿ™‚

Man, I spend my days in the wrong areas of the World Wide Web...

Man, I spend my days in the wrong areas of the World Wide Web…

This snapshot of the present comes to you courtesy of Johnny Mnemonic (1995).

The Naughty List

2021/12/25

Guess who just made it?

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Shit just got real. :O

This entirely appropriation addition comes to you courtesy of Santa Claus vs. The Nazis (2012) by Benjamin Dickson, Gavin Mitchell, Miroslav Mrva, and Owen Watts.

Plucky Duck Cometh

2021/04/06

Guess who scheduled to arrive at Happy World Land today? ๐Ÿ˜€

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Now THAT’S precision!

This ETA has been brought to you by Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (March 11, 1992).

When Christmas Gives You Lemons…

2020/12/22

…make lemonade, I guess?

Now do the same with underwear and socks.

Today’s lesson in improvisation has been brought to you by The Tick Big Red-N-Green Christmas Spectacle #1 (December 2001) by Clay Griffith, Susan Griffith, and Dave Garcia. Merry Christmas, everyone! ๐Ÿ™‚

The Road to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics…

2020/07/24

…seems to be paved with disaster no matter what reality you’re in.

In the real world, it was postponed until 2021 due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

In Akira (1988), it didn’t take place due to the destruction of the Olympic Stadium (and of Neo Tokyo).

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“Tokyo Olympics – 147 Days Until the Opening Ceremonies”

In the opening chapter of Dance in the Vampire Bund II: Scarlet Order (2013), a terrorist attack interrupted the opening ceremonies that the vampire queen Mina Tepes was presiding over.

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When it comes to explaining the latter discrepancy, I suggested in a social media post from April 18, 2020 that Mina’s special ops force, Beowulf, may have secretly contained the COVID-19 pandemic before it had a chance to spread and tagged series creator, Nozumu Tamaki, in it. Considering that he ended up liking the tweet, I guess that’s as close to official explanation as you’re ever going to get. ๐Ÿ™‚

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The Agony of Da Teeth

2019/12/24

No one dishes dirt like Santa Claus!

Uh…does Santa earn a spot on his own naughty list for this?

This bombshell comes to you courtesy of The Last Christmas #3 (July 2006) by Gerry Duggan, Brian Posehn, Geof Darrow, Rick Remender, and Hilary Barta. Merry Christmas, everyone! ๐Ÿ™‚

Farming the Oceans, the Moon, and Antarctica

2019/11/15

According to at least one prop replica, Rick Deckard‘s newspaper from Blade Runner (1982), is dated Friday, November 15, 2019. On the downside, we have no offworld colonies. On the upside, we haven’t driven most animal species to extinction yet. So I consider that a win. ๐Ÿ™‚

“No fees will be charged for the service.” isn’t nearly as catchy as “Lorem ipsum”.


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