Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’

Sleigh Driving Under The Influence


There’re some things you just don’t want to hear from the guy responsible for guiding eight flying reindeer across international airspace and multiple time zones.

Man, someone's been hitting the eggnog a little too hard this year.

Man, someone’s been hitting the eggnog a little too hard this year.

This not-so-sobering thought has been brought to you by The Last Christmas #2 (June 2006) by Gerry Duggan and Brian Posehn.

Christmas Overdrive


If you think the anticipation and anxiety that regular people experience during the holiday season is bad, imagine having to go through it while possessing the power of super-speed.

Some needs to reduce their caffeine and/or sugar intake. :P

Some needs to reduce their caffeine and/or sugar intake. 😛

This year’s Christmas jitters have been brought to you by Flash #73 (February 1993) by Mark Waid, Greg LaRoque, and Roy Richardson.

Beyond Mister Miracle


Believe it or not, there’s someone in the DC Universe who’s an even better escape artist than Mister Miracle. And he makes a point of rubbing it right in Darkseid‘s face once a year.

This epic tale of special delivery has been brought to you by DCU Holiday Bash II (January 1998) by Howard Chaykin, Chuck Dixon, Devin Grayson, Tony Isabella, Dan Jurgens, Brian Stelfreeze, Ty Templeton, Richard Burchett, Russ Heath, Eddie Newell, Will Rosado, Dave Taylor, Brett Breeding, Sal Buscema, Wayne Faucher, and Karl Story. Merry Christmas, everyone! 🙂

Dreaming of a White Christmas


Too bad for the Flash that that white powdery stuff isn’t snow.

What would Christmas be without some hot coc(o)a? :P

What would Christmas be without some hot coc(o)a? 😛

Today’s round of yuletide cheer comes to you courtesy of The Flash #87 (February 1994) by Mark Waid, Mike Wieringo, and Jose Marzan Jr. Merry Christmas everyone! 🙂

I’ll Be Doom For Christmas


In the interest of promoting peace on earth and good will towards men, I present to you the following yuletide tale from What The–?! #10 (January 1991) by Scott Lobdell and John Byrne. (Yes, that Scott Lobdell and that John Byrne. :P)

Happy Holidays, everyone! 🙂

To Hell With Christmas


In Japan, it apparently wouldn’t be Christmas without a visit from the other jolly fat man in the red suit.

This would never have happened if they'd just hired those dyslexic devil worshippers to create their banners.

These infernal seasons greetings come to you courtesy of Love Hina (ラブひな/Rabu Hina) – Volume 2 (April 16, 1999) by Ken Akamatsu. Happy Holidays, everyone!

Sexting for the Holidays


Tip of the Day: No matter how much of a crush you may have on your teacher, it’s totally inappropriate for you to send him suggestive pictures of yourself. Especially if you’re in the third grade.

I'm pretty sure that's more than enough to qualify for Santa's "naughty" list.

This unconventional holiday greeting has been brought to you by A Child’s Time (こどものじかん/Kodomo no Jikan) – Volume 1 (December 12, 2005) by Kaworu Watashiya.

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