Archive for February, 2015

Robosexuality – Part 14

2015/02/28

To all sentient gynoids reading this: Have you hugged the socially awkward teen genius who created you in the image of his secret real-life crush today?

Sometimes, you just have to grin and bear it.

Sometimes, you just gotta grin and bear it. ^_^;

Today’s reluctant physical display of affection has been brought to you by My Dear Marie (ぼくのマリー/Boku no Marii) – Episode 1: The Birth of Marie (マリー誕生/Marii Tanjou) (March 6, 1996).

Bear? Knuckles.

2015/02/24

The Punisher knows how to bring out the worst in everyone.

Frank Castle doesn't do cute and cuddly.

Frank Castle doesn’t do cute.

Today’s example of animal abuse comes to your courtesy of The Punisher #4 (July 2000) by Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon, and Jimmy Palmiotti.

Gastronomical Anomalies – Part 3

2015/02/20

First of all, if I wanted to consume bitter-tasting bananas, I’d just eat them while they were still green.

Second of all, I’m not sure how revolutionary-minded a bunch of euphoria-addled heroin addicts would be.

It's not just a banana republic, it's a heroin-flavored banana republic. :P

It’s not just a banana republic, it’s a heroin-flavored banana republic. 😛

This bizarre exchange has been brought to you by Goldfinger (1964).

From Bad To Worse – Part 5

2015/02/16

When your otherwise hostile and distant underage little sister confesses to you that she has an obsession with big brother/little sister incest porn computer games and you, as a big brother, agree to offer her life counseling and advice, you know that the first thing you need to do is have that talk with her.

Well it took long enough for the Freudian subtext to register. :P

Well it damn well took long enough for the Freudian subtext to register. 😛

Today’s life lesson has been brought to you by There’s No Way My Little Sister Can Be This Cute (俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない/Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai) – Episode 1: There’s No Way I Could Love My Sister (俺が妹と恋をするわけがない/Ore ga Imouto to Koi o Suru Wake ga Nai) (October 3, 2010).

“School Is Hell”, Says Dark Kingdom

2015/02/08

Say what you want about Queen Beryl and Jadeite, but they seem to have a perfect grasp of the modern academic system.

See? No one knows what the hell they're supposed to do after graduating from college or university. :P

See? Absolutely no one knows what the hell you’re supposed to do after graduating from college or university. 😛

Today’s evil social commentary has been brought you by Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon (美少女戦士セーラームーン/Bishoujo Senshi Seeraa Muun) – Episode 8: The Girl Genius Is a Monster? The Brainwashing Cram School of Horror (天才少女は妖魔なの?恐怖の洗脳塾/Tensai shoujo wa youma na no? Kyoufu no sennoujuku) (May 2, 1992).

From Bad To Worse – Part 4

2015/02/04

Fortune may favor the bold, but it sure as hell won’t prevent you from being branded a pervert in public.

With friends like these...

With friends like these…

This convention dilemma comes to you courtesy of There’s No Way My Little Sister Can Be This Cute (俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない/Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai) – Volume 3 (December 10, 2010).


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