Archive for the ‘Saturn Girl’ Category

Sex and Dating, Superhuman Style – Part 7

2012/04/27

Looks like some Kryptonian marriages begin the way that many Earth marriages end.

Dude, you suck at writing your own vows.

This display of brutal honesty courtesy of Action Comics #307 (December 1963) by Leo Dorfman and Jim Mooney.

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Robosexuality – Part 1

2010/06/07

While Cliff Steele, the second Robotman, no longer has a plug to insert into a socket, so to speak, Saturn Girl discovers that he apparently still appreciates the view:

That's not just ass. It's futuristic, jailbait ass.

This lesson on telepathic etiquette courtesy of The Brave and the Bold #34 (July 2010) by J. Michael Straczynski and Jesus Saiz.

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 6

2010/05/22

If the cute alien girl with the inbuilt identical triplets factor is interested in being your girlfriend, it is your duty as a heterosexual man to express great enthusiasm and go for it.

"Ever had group sex with just one girl before?"

Unfortunately for Triplicate Girl, Superboy apparently likes his women a bit more…dangerous.

Great. Just what every guy dreams of. A woman who can READ YOUR GODDAMN MIND.

This public service message brought to you by Superman: Secret Origin #2 (December 2009) and Action Comics #858 (December 2007) by Geoff Johns, Gary Frank, and Jon Sibal.


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