Archive for April, 2013

The Wonders of Porn

2013/04/30

Ladies and gentlemen, I submit, for your approval, the following image:

Somewhere, somehow, something went horribly wrong. :(

Somewhere, somehow…something went horribly wrong. 😦

To the left, we have mainstream actress Adrianne Palicki in costume from the unaired 2011 television pilot episode of Wonder Woman. To the right, we have adult film actress Kimberly Kane in costume from the upcoming porn movie Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Conclusion: Warner Bros. should start hiring Vivid Entertainment‘s costume designers for their own productions, because they somehow manage to create outfits that are not only more comic book accurate but also leave their wearers with more of their dignity intact.

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Strange Moment in Cartoons – Part 5

2013/04/26

Anyone who’s ever had a cartoon crush has probably taken advantage of fanservice moments to…uh…more thoroughly admire… the animated objects of their affection. But things get incredibly strange when the characters themselves use those very same opportunities to start checking each other out.

Charley doesn't take that kind of crap from men or mice. :P

Charley doesn’t take crap from men or mice. 😛

Today’s moment of cartoon voyeurism has been brought to you by Biker Mice From Mars – Episode 2: The Reeking Reign of the Head Cheese – Part 1 (September 25, 1993).

Too Much Information – Part 4

2013/04/22

Ignorance really is bliss sometimes.

Just pray that he wasn't wearing it himself. >_<

Just pray that he wasn’t wearing it himself. >_<

Today’s disturbing parental revelation courtesy of Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan (撲殺天使ドクロちゃん/Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan) – Volume 1 (March 26, 2005) by Mitsuna Sakuse and Mitsuna Ouse.

Maid to Suffer

2013/04/18

In the future, robots will be doing jobs that no human wants to do while wearing outfits that no human would be caught dead doing them in.

Considering the less ethical; lascivious uses female robots tend to get in stories like these, Yui should consider herself lucky.

Considering the less ethical and more lascivious uses female robots tend to get in stories like these, Yui should consider herself fortunate.

This improper use of a household device has been brought to you by Indian Summer (こはるびより/ Koharu Biyori) – Volume 1 (March 27, 2004) by Takehito Mizuki.

Enemy at the Gate

2013/04/14

When the forces of good are standing at the gate of the fortress of evil, it’s time to put up the defenses.

Can the forces of evil legitimately call the police or 911 in cases like this?

Can the forces of evil legitimately call the police or 911 in cases like this?

Today’s attempt at home invasion courtesy of  Demon King at Work! – Episode 2: The Hero Puts Work First and Stays Over at Castle Overlord (はたらく魔王さま! 02: 勇者、仕事優先で魔王城に泊まる) (April 11, 2013).

Climbing the Corporate Ladder

2013/04/10

Ambition is a good thing…usually.

HEY! That was MY plan for world domination, dammit! :P

HEY! That was MY plan for conquering Japan, dammit! 😛

The fast food route towards world domination has been brought to you by Demon King at Work! (はたらく魔王さま!/Hataraku Maou-sama!) – Volume 1 (June 27, 2012) by Satoshi Wagahara and Akio Hiiragi.

How The Mighty Have Fallen

2013/04/06

Man, the economic crisis sucks for everyone.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this.

This less-than-epic battle between good and evil courtesy of Demon King at Work! (はたらく魔王さま!/Hataraku Maou-sama!) – Volume 1 (June 27, 2012) by Satoshi Wagahara and Akio Hiiragi.

Strange Moments in Cartoons – Part 4

2013/04/02

When it comes to getting answers out of people, Don Karnage doesn’t mess around.

At least he didn't ask for the grenade and the funnel.

At least he didn’t ask for the grenade and the funnel.

This enhanced interrogation technique has been brought to you by TaleSpin – Episode 1: Plunder and Lighting – Part 1 (September 7, 1990).


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