Archive for the ‘Kal-L’ Category

Superman Says The Darndest Things – Part 10

2015/04/13

Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Possessed of the verbal eloquence of a lust-addled teenage boy.

I'm surprised you didn't get a wolf whistle in, pal. :P

I’m surprised you didn’t work a wolf whistle in there, pal. ūüėõ

Today’s facepalm-worthy dialogue has been brought to you by Action Comics #5 (October 1938) by Russell Cole, Will Ely, Ken Fitch, Homer Fleming, Gardner F. Fox, Richard Martin, Sheldon Moldoff, Jerry Siegel, Bernard Baily, Sven Elven, Fred Guardineer, Paul Gustavson, Leo E. O’Mealia, George Papp, Fred Schwab, and Joe Shuster.

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Comic¬†Book¬†Sexual¬†Innuendo¬†‚ÄstPart¬†5

2010/05/19

With a little help from Brainwave, the Ultra-Humanite has managed to transfer the minds of Earth-Two‘s Superman and Batman into the bodies of Power Girl and Huntress, respectively. While Batman’s analytical skills remain unaffected, his eyes are another matter entirely.

Cleavage so epic it distracts even the goddamn Batman.

This Freudian nightmare taken from Superman/Batman #27 (August 2006) by Mark Verheiden, Kevin Maguire, Ethan Van Sciver, and Moose Baumann.


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