Archive for the ‘Gerard Shugel’ Category

Comic Book Foreplay – Part 2


Imagine for a moment that you’re Gerard Shugel. Your brilliant mind is trapped inside of a body that’s slowly wasting away due to a genetic defect. In desperation, you travel into the heart of Africa, where your brilliant co-researcher, Satanna, transplants your brain into the body of a gigantic albino gorilla, thus transforming you into the second Ultra-Humanite. And then you’re forced to slaughter members of the Congolese army when they attempt to kill you and your compatriots, leaving you literally drenched in human blood. One would think that any one of these factors – to say nothing of all of them combined – would ensure that your sex life is as dead as your human body.

One would think.

"C'mon, Gerard, let's give the term 'spank the monkey' a whole new meaning."

This new chapter in interspecies romance ripped from the pages of Power Girl #2 (August 2009) by Justin Gray, Jimmy Palmiotti, and Amanda Conner.

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