Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 32

Sexual frustration has two names. And they are Jonathan and Martha Kent.

Dude, you’re aware that there’s such a thing as porn, right?

This glimpse into the sex lives of geriatric super parents has been brought to you by Elsewords 80-Page Giant #1 (August 1999) by Kyle Baker, Bronwyn Carlton, Chuck Dizon, Elizabeth Glass, Bob Haney, D. Curtis Johnson, Tom Peyer, Mark Waid, Kieron Dwyer, Trevor Von Eeden, Aaron Lopresti, Greg Luzniak, Ariel Olivetti, Ty Templeton, Enrique Villagran, Anibal Rodriguez, and Joe Rubinstein.

Ma and Pa Kent: Professional Product Testers

Raising a super-powered child results in the development of all kinds of useful skills.

Screw the Kryptonian blankets, I want to know what Earth company built that nigh-indestructible Super-Tricycle.

Today’s Kent family hijinks have been brought to you by Superman #146 (July 1961) by Otto Binder, Jerry Siegel, Al Plastino, and Curt Swan.