Superman Says The Darndest Things – Part 1

When coming up with a name for your newly-formed team of superheroes, try going for something memorable.…and devoid of unfortunate implications.

Now you, too, can say that "My team is ASS!" with pride.

This absence of forethought comes to you courtesy of All-Star Squadron #3 (November 1981) by Roy Thomas, Rich Buckler, and Jerry Ordway.

Robosexuality – Part 4

Ever wonder how robots flirt with one other? Just watch cybernetic lothario Robotman in action as he sweet talks the (unbeknownst to him) evil Mekanique into going back to the lab with him for a “checkup”:

Robotman bringing new meaning to the term "getting brain".

This beginner’s guide to “cybersex” brought to you by All-Star Squadron #60 (August 1986) by Roy Thomas, Mike Clark, Arvell Jones, Vince Colletta, and Tony DeZuniga.