Archive for the ‘Beast Boy’ Category

Going On The Ride of Your Life

2015/10/06

There’s a good reason why you shouldn’t give teenagers the keys to your fancy new car. There’s an ever better reason why you shouldn’t give teenagers who can run at super speed the keys to your fancy new car.

Any crash you can walk away from...

Any crash you can walk away from…

Today’s driving lesson has been sponsored by Teen Titans #9 (May 2004) by Geoff Johns, Mike McKone, Marlo Alquiza, and Norm Rapmund.

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Supereconomics – Part 3

2014/08/20

Apparently, keeping track of money isn’t Batman’s strong suit. Or maybe Robin is just really good at cooking the books.

Ether Batarangs cost a lot or the Bat Family is extremely wasteful with them.

So Batarangs either cost a fortune or the Batman Family is extremely wasteful when it comes to using them.

Today’s example of creative accounting has been brought to you by Teen Titans #9 (May 2004) by Geoff Johns, Mike McKone, Marlo Alquiza, and Norm Rapmund.

Sex and Dating, Superhuman Style – Part 5

2012/03/06

Murder. Kidnapping. Assassination. Theft. Genocide. These are just some of the things that Deathstroke the Terminator will acknowledge having done with ease.  But having consensual sex with a chain-smoking, mentally unstable 15-year-old girl? Hell no.


Well, they got Al Capone on tax evasion. Maybe statutory rape charges will be what finally sticks to this bastard.

This seriously messed-up question and answer period courtesy of Tales of the Teen Titans #55 (July 1985) by Marv Wolfman and Ron Randall.


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