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Don’t Drink and Fly

2010/10/18

If you ever thought that driving under the influence was hazardous to the general public, just imagine the kind of havoc drunken superheroics could wreak. Then be glad that you’re not getting a firsthand demonstration like the one poor Titan is about to receive from Apollo:

Ask a silly question, get a fatal answer.

Today’s public safety message has been brought to you by The Authority #14 (June 2000) by Mark Millar, Frank Quitely, and Trevor Scott.

Ad Misericordiam

2010/10/15

Tip for aspiring supervillains: if you try and play the sympathy card, it helps if your opponent actually has heartstrings to tug on. The Midnighter, for example, probably won’t be buying what you’re selling.

Your appeal to sympathy has been denied. Thanks for playing, though.

This harsh lesson has been brought to you by The Authority #16 (August 2000) by Mark Millar, Frank Quitely, and Trevor Scott.


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