Flowers, Chocolate, and the Apocalypse

For everyone else reading this that’s alone this Valentine’s Day like me…this one’s for you. 😛

Being alone on Valentine’s Day isn’t the end of the world…oh, wait. 😦

This public service message has been brought to you by Ghostbusters II (1989).

The One True Measure of Annoyance

You know you’re a dick when you start getting on your own nerves.

I don’t think there’s any world big enough for two Peter Venkmans.

This unfortunate encounter has been brought to you by Ghostbusters Get Real #2 (July 2015) by Erik Burnham and Dan Schoening.

First Impressions

Never let the team wiseass handle the introductions.

Looks like Peter’s been doing his homework since the end of the second movie.

Today’s art-based leg pull has been brought to you by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters #2 (November 2014) by Erik Burnham, Tom Waltz, and Dan Schoening.

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 35

To be fair, Egon Spengler is capable of accomplishing more lying on his back that most people are when standing upright.

Dude, he’s lying down on the job, not getting laid on the job. 😉

This cheeky comment has been to you by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters #1 (October 2014) by Erik Burnham, Tom Waltz, Dan Schoening, Cory Smith, and Charles Paul Wilson III.

Engineering Failures – Part 2

You know, when Egon Spengler said that “simply turning (the Containment Unit) off would be like dropping a bomb on the city”, I never suspected that he was tactfully neglecting an even worse scenario.

Evidently, someone’s never heard of redundant safety devices.

Today’s worst case scenario has been brought to you by Ghostbusters #19 (August 2014) by Erik Burnham and Dan Schoening.

What a Drag – Part 2

There’re some rumors that you can’t escape even when you’re dead.

Don’t cross a cross-dresser, Venkman. It won’t end well.

This urban legend has been brought to you by Ghostbusters: The Other Side (December 2008) by Keith Champagne, Tom Nguyen, and Jon Alderink.

Dubious Medicine – Part 5

Never trust a man who once tried drilling a hole through his head to give you a physical examination.

Nice save there, Spengler.

This potentially invasive medical procedure has been suggested to you by Ghostbusters #1 (September 2011) by Erik Burnham and Dan Schoening.

Loaded Questions and Divine Retribution

Sometimes you just can’t win with women.

Er…what about, “I know you are, but what am I?”

This example of proper response failure courtesy of Ghostbusters #1 (September 2011) by Erik Burnham and Dan Schoening.