In today’s world of dating, there’s a good reason why you always want to have a telepathic martian as your wingman.

Hmm…I wonder if M’gann M’orzz is up for a double date…?
This glimpse into the mind of a cheeseball has been brought to you by JLA: Year One #4 (April 1998) by Brian Augustyn, Barry Kitson, Mark Waid, and Michael Bair.