Supereconomics – Part 8

In Gotham City, you don’t need to be a criminal to be a thief.

What? No supervillain rebate specials? 😦

Today’s price gouge has been brought to you by Gotham City Sirens #5 (December 2009) by Paul Dini and Guillem March.

Supereconomics – Part 7

Note to self: Pamela Isley‘s cheap and a lousy tipper.

I wonder what kind of havoc she could wreak with Uber.

This guide to public transporation has been sponsored by Gotham City Sirens #11 (July 2010) by Paul Dini, Andres Guinaldo, and Raul Fernandez.

Sex and Dating, Superhuman Style – Part 21

You can always count on your BFFs to give you honest advice about your love life.

Leave it to supervillains to be brutally honest to a fault.

This unanimous romantic perspective comes to you courtesy of Gotham City Sirens #6 (January 2010) by Paul Dini and Guillem March.

The Weird Wide Web – Part 9

If there’s one constant in this world, it’s that everyone’s embarrassing pictures always turn up on the Internet. Everyone’s.

I would not want to be the guy in that picture once the Joker find out. ^_^;

This dose of online humiliation has been provided by Gotham City Sirens #7 (February 2010) by Paul Dini, David Lopez, and Alvaro Lopez.

Surreal Estate – Part 1

Catering to a niche yet wealthy demographic makes good business sense.

So that’s where all the money from those bank heists goes…

This glimpse into Gotham City‘s housing market comes to you courtesy of Gotham City Sirens #1 (August 2009) by Paul Dini and Guillem March.

Showering, Arkham Asylum Style

If Arkham Asylum‘s group shower is anything like that of a regular prison, on the men’s side, your biggest concern will probably be maintaining a tight grip on the soap (or possibly dodging Joker Venom). On the women’s side, however, you’ll have Harley Quinn as your bath buddy. I’ll let you, dear reader, decide which one of those fates is worse.

Never have I been so turned on and so irritated at the same time...

This serious breach of prison shower etiquette has been brought to you by Batman: Harley and Ivy #1 (June 2004) by Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, and Shane Glines.

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 13

Whether you consider her a tree hugger or an ecoterrorist, one thing is certain: Poison Ivy loves plants and trees. What’s a bit more surprising is that she also…uh…loves plants and trees.

I'm all for free love, but not outside-of-my-biological-kingdom free.

This page from the beginner’s guide to dendrophilia courtesy of Batman: Harley and Ivy #2 (July 2004) by Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, and Shane Glines.

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 1

Fans have been wondering for a long time whether or not Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are “special friends”. But when Batgirl goes straight to the source and asks the question that’s on everyone’s mind, she learns that turnabout is fair play:

Femslash can cut to the bone, my dearest Batgirl.

This cautionary tale is brought to you by Batgirl Adventures #1 (February 1998), courtesy of Paul Dini and Rick Burchett.