It’s easier to pimp your ride if you are the ride.
"I turn into a sportscar. Robo-bitches love sportscars."
Today’s models are Transformers (Generation 1) Sunstreaker by Hasbro/Takara and the Drossel von Flügel (Normal and Flight Unit Obruchev) capsule toys by Yujin/TakaraTomy A.R.T.S.
All kinds of love are encouraged in The Raging Fanboy toy chest…though techno-lesbianism is admittedly a bit rare around these parts.
Who says female electrical connectors are incompatible with one another?
Today’s models are (from left to right): Transformers Animated Arcee by Hasbro, MGT-01 Delicate Warrior by iGear Toys, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Arcee by Hasbro, and TRNS-01 (Transitional Robot Neural Soldier 01) Valkyrie by Impossible Toys.
Words can hit like a fist. And, given the kind of literal punch Overlord packs, that’s saying something.
That was totally uncalled for.
Today’s trash talking demo courtesy of The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers #5 (May 2010) by Nick Roche and James Roberts.
Either you can build up an immunity to anything with enough experience or Impactor is a tremendous badass.
If you fall "asleep", you'll miss all the "good parts".
This lesson in enhanced interrogation has been brought to you by The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers #4 (April 2010) by Nick Roche, James Roberts, Guido Guidi, John Wycough, and Andrew Griffith.
If you can’t take proper care of your desiginated human, then you probably don’t deserve to have one in the first place.
When your would-be rescuer's official function is "Autobot Obliterator", be glad you don't end up as just a smear on the inside of his chassis.
This painful lesson in human anatomy has been brought to you by The Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers #3 (March 2010) by Nick Roche, James Roberts, Guido Guidi, John Wycough, and Andrew Griffith.
When making first contact, it’s natural for alien species to be curious about one another, especially if their respective biologies are vastly different. In certain situations, however, sometimes it’s best to treat curious extraterrestrials like precocious children by totally dodging their uncomfortable – but totally innocent! – questions. That certainly seems to be Stella Holley‘s preferred strategy.
Maybe we should conduct a strip search to make sure that she doesn’t have any more concealed weapons on her…
This close encounter of the awkward kind has been brought to you by Super Robot Lifeform Transformers: Legend of the Microns (超ロボット生命体トランスフォーマーマイクロン伝説/Chou Robotto Seimeitai Toransufoumaa Maikuron Densetsu) – “Linkage”: Part 2 (May 28, 2003) by Hirofumi Ichikawa.
It would seem that, in spite of his inclination towards making them, Megatron is not a fan of dramatic speeches.
Talk to the hand, bitch.
This lesson in public speaking has been brought to you by The Transformers: All Hail Megatron #11 (May 2009) by Shane McCarthy and Guido Guidi.
As a theoretician, anthropologist, and daydreaming road hazard, Skids makes for a rather unlikely warrior in the ongoing conflict between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Like most of us, he only wants the simple things in life: to escape the horrors of war; to enjoy a peaceful existence dedicated to pursuing his own interests; to receive sponge baths from hot chicks in Daisy Dukes.
If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
Today’s lesson in interspecies pampering has been brought to you by The Transformers #20 (September 1986) by Bob Budiansky, Herb Trimpe, Ian Akin, and Brian Garvey.
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