Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 36

You know, it never really occurred to how…inappropriate…superhero and supervillain battles could be until just now.

HEY! I’ll have you know that Miley Cyrus is known to wear way less than that! ^_^;

Today’s kinky costume time has been brought to you by The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (June 2014) by Joe Caramagna, Peter David, Christos Gage, Dan Slott, Charles Soule, Chris Yost, David Baldeon, Giuseppe Camuncoli, Chris Eliopoulos, Marte Gracia, Joe Madureira, Marcos Martin, Ed McGuinness, Pop Mhan, Jerome Opeña, Humberto Ramos, Jaview Rodriguez, Alex Ross, Will Sliney, Skottie Young, John Dell, Alvaro Lopez, Victor Olazaba, Ramón Pérez, Cam Smith, and Jordi Tarragona.

The Weird Wide Web – Part 6

You’re about to witness the most egregious misuse of hashtags since Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines music video.

Well…maybe you got lucky and it only made the rounds on Tumblr? ^_^;

This horrible moment in social media has been brought to you by The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (June 2014) by Joe Caramagna, Peter David, Christos Gage, Dan Slott, Charles Soule, Chris Yost, David Baldeon, Giuseppe Camuncoli, Chris Eliopoulos, Marte Gracia, Joe Madureira, Marcos Martin, Ed McGuinness, Pop Mhan, Jerome Opeña, Humberto Ramos, Jaview Rodriguez, Alex Ross, Will Sliney, Skottie Young, John Dell, Alvaro Lopez, Victor Olazaba, Ramón Pérez, Cam Smith, and Jordi Tarragona.

Peter Parker: The Amazing Super-Man

No, that’s still not my typo, dammit.

I’m guessing that you don’t devote any of that valuable time to proofreading.

Today’s skirting of copyright infringement has been brought to you by The Amazing Spider-Man #3 (July 1963) by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

Peter Palmer: The Amazing Spider-Man

No, that’s not a typo. Well, not my typo, anyway.

There’s a masturbation joke here somewhere, I’m sure of it.

Today’s spelling mistake comes to your courtesy of The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (March 1963) by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

The Lunar Archivist’s Sketchbook – Part 9

Here’s another one of my favorite pieces of original artwork: the amazing Spider-Man by the equally amazing Mike Zeck!

Sex and Dating, Superhuman Style – Part 16

If Dr. Octopus’ mindset is any indication, it would appear that supervillains approach dating the same way they do plans for world domination.

I’d love to read “Pick-Up Strategies for Supervillains” sometime.

This novel approach to seduction courtesy of The Superior Spider-Man #2 (February 2013) by Dan Slott, Ryan Stegman, and Victor Olazaba.

The Root of Hatred

After taking J. Jonah Jameson to court for libel and being asked on the stand about what the source of the publisher’s animosity towards him might be, Spider-Man comes up with a rather poignant and thoughtful response.

You know, the fact that J. Jonah Jameson had a Hitler-esque toothbrush mustache for years probably didn't win him any brownie points here.

Today’s lesson in racial tolerance courtesy of She-Hulk #4 (August 2004) by Dan Slott, Juan Bobillo, and Marcelo Sosa.