Remember: If you’re ever caught stealing office supplies, it’s important to act natural and quickly change the subject so the whole thing’ll blow over really fast.
Awkwardness averted. 🙂
Today’s theft prevention lesson has been sponsored by Captain Marvel #1 (January 2016) by Tara Butters, Michele Fazekas, Kris Anka, Mark Bagley, Drew Henessy, Adam Hughes, Frank Martin, and Marguerite Sauvage.
Let it never be said that the Punisher‘s inconsiderate of the needs of others.
Yeesh, make up your mind, dude, he hasn’t got all day.
This humble request has been brought to you by The Punisher #1 (April 2000) by Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon, and Jimmy Palmiotti.
You know, it never really occurred to how…inappropriate…superhero and supervillain battles could be until just now.
HEY! I’ll have you know that Miley Cyrus is known to wear way less than that! ^_^;
Today’s kinky costume time has been brought to you by The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (June 2014) by Joe Caramagna, Peter David, Christos Gage, Dan Slott, Charles Soule, Chris Yost, David Baldeon, Giuseppe Camuncoli, Chris Eliopoulos, Marte Gracia, Joe Madureira, Marcos Martin, Ed McGuinness, Pop Mhan, Jerome Opeña, Humberto Ramos, Jaview Rodriguez, Alex Ross, Will Sliney, Skottie Young, John Dell, Alvaro Lopez, Victor Olazaba, Ramón Pérez, Cam Smith, and Jordi Tarragona.
Isn’t it annoying when the local government comes this close to putting you out of a job?
Meh, you can’t please everyone.
This disgruntled public service message has been sponsored by The Punisher #5 (August 2000) by Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon, and Jimmy Palmiotti.
The Punisher knows how to bring out the worst in everyone.
Frank Castle doesn’t do cute.
Today’s example of animal abuse comes to your courtesy of The Punisher #4 (July 2000) by Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon, and Jimmy Palmiotti.
It’s always good to believe in something bigger than yourself.…
Do you believe you can fly, Cardinal? 😛
This crisis of faith was brought about by Guardians of the Galaxy #3 (September 2008) by Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning, Clint Langley, Paul Pelletier, and Rick Magyar.
You’re about to witness the most egregious misuse of hashtags since Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines music video.
Well…maybe you got lucky and it only made the rounds on Tumblr? ^_^;
This horrible moment in social media has been brought to you by The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (June 2014) by Joe Caramagna, Peter David, Christos Gage, Dan Slott, Charles Soule, Chris Yost, David Baldeon, Giuseppe Camuncoli, Chris Eliopoulos, Marte Gracia, Joe Madureira, Marcos Martin, Ed McGuinness, Pop Mhan, Jerome Opeña, Humberto Ramos, Jaview Rodriguez, Alex Ross, Will Sliney, Skottie Young, John Dell, Alvaro Lopez, Victor Olazaba, Ramón Pérez, Cam Smith, and Jordi Tarragona.
Changing gender roles complicate matters sometimes. Painfully.
Someone’s been taking pages from Princess Leia’s handbook.
Today’s rescue attempt has been brought to you by Rocket Raccoon #1 (May 2014) by Joe Caramagna, Adam Archer, and Ty Templeton.
There’s something to be said for the direct approach.
Gamora is about as subtle as a Vibranium shield to the head.
This winning pick-up line has been brought to you by Guardians of the Galaxy #24 (April 2010) by Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning, Wes Craig, and Serge Lapointe.
Either the Invisible Woman is incredibly jaded after a decade of superheroing or she’s taking way too much Ritalin.
Heh…kids and their crazy stories.
This glimpse into the Richards family’s daily life has been brought to you by Fantastic Four #5 (May 2013) by Matt Fraction, Mark Bagley, and Mark Farmer.
