Posts Tagged ‘Bruce Wayne’

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 37


One of these things is not like the others.

Maybe Fredric Wertham was on to something after all...

Maybe Fredric Wertham was on to something after all…

Today’s slip of the tongue comes to you from the pages of Justice League of America #44 (May 1966) by Gardner F. Fox, Mike Sekowsky, and Frank Giacoia.

I Love You, Uncle Batman


Enoch Birnam is living the dream of every ten-year old boy out there.

I would've loved to see how this kid's baptism went down.

I would’ve loved to see how this kid’s baptism (bat-tism?) went down.

This family affair has been brought to you by The Brave and the Bold #98 (October-November 1971) by John Broome, Bob Haney, France Herron, Jim Aparo, Bob Brown, Carmine Infantino and Sy Barry.

Our Father Who Art In Heaven…?


I don’t know who young Bruce Wayne is praying to and I’m not sure I want to know.

Sounds like he's praying to the Dark God DiDio to me. :P

Sounds like he’s praying to the Dark God DiDio. 😛

Today’s prayer break has been brought to you by Detective Comics #27 (May 1939) by Jim Chambers, Tom Hichey, Bob Kane, Sax Rohmer, Jerry Siegel, Sven Elven, Bill Finger, Homer Fleming, Fred Guardineer, Leo O’Mealia, and Joe Shuster.

The Lunar Archivist’s Sketchbook – Part 14


As my final blog entry for 2013, I thought I’d post something unique from my original artwork collection. And here it is.

What’s so special about this drawing of Batman, you ask? The fact that it was done not by a comic book artist, but a comic book writer, and a pretty big name at that: none other than Grant Morrison.

As anyone who’s seen the sketchbook for the 2005 reimagining of the Seven Soldiers of Victory – which contains Morrison’s own concept art, character redesigns, and liner notes – knows, he’s actually a pretty talented artist. But when I originally received this sketch from him at San Diego Comic Con way back in 1998, this wasn’t something he openly advertised “because then everyone would want one”, as he jokingly put it.

And that’s all for this year, ladies and gentlemen. See you all in 2014! 🙂

Talking Things Through, Batman Style


I think someone needs to brush up on his hostage negotiation skills.

So you’re pro-police brutality and anti-death penalty, then? Got it.

This questionable technique has been brought to you by Batman #423 (September 1988) by Jim Starlin, Dave Cockrum, and Mike DeCarlo.

Sex and Dating, Superhuman Style – Part 8


Geez…who knew that Batman used the Batmobile to park?

Not only do chicks dig the mask, but they enjoy wearing one too.

This awkward romantic moment has been brought to you by Batman Incorporated #4 (April 2011) by Grant Morrison and Chris Burnham.

The Weird Wide Web – Part 3


Looks like someone‘s about to put John Gabriel’s “Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory” to the ultimate test.

Congratulations. You’ve just been trolled by the goddamn Batman.

This exploration of the online disinhibition effect courtesy of Batman Incorporated #6 (June 2011) by Grant Morrison and Chris Burnham.

Sex and Dating, Superhuman Style – Part 3


Did you ever wonder why Batman hates Gotham City‘s east end? Well, wonder no more.

Call me crazy, but I kind of agree with the creepy, child-exploiting pimp back there: that's just FUCKING WRONG, Holly. >_<

This incredibly messed-up moment from Bruce Wayne‘s superhero career courtesy of Batman #404 (February 1987) by Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli.

Comic Book Sexual Innuendo – Part 5


With a little help from Brainwave, the Ultra-Humanite has managed to transfer the minds of Earth-Two‘s Superman and Batman into the bodies of Power Girl and Huntress, respectively. While Batman’s analytical skills remain unaffected, his eyes are another matter entirely.

Cleavage so epic it distracts even the goddamn Batman.

This Freudian nightmare taken from Superman/Batman #27 (August 2006) by Mark Verheiden, Kevin Maguire, Ethan Van Sciver, and Moose Baumann.

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