Posts Tagged ‘セクシーパロディウス’

Strange Moments in Video Gaming – Part 3

2012/04/03

If you’re facing a giant boss in a shoot ’em up, there are many acceptable targets: head, eyes, mouth, heart, and hands, just to name a few. But there are certain lines that shouldn’t be crossed.

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!

I said the eyes! THE EYES! THOSE AREN'T EYES!

This lesson in fighting dirty courtesy of Sexy Parodius by Konami.


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