I don’t think Spirit understands how Catch-22 is supposed to work.
Maybe Spirit should change his family name from “Iron-Knife” to “Crazy Horse”.
This unorthodox method of volunteering has been brought to you by G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero – Episode 21: Cobra’s Creatures (September 30, 1985).
There’re some pretty messed-up alternate timelines in the Empowered Multiverse.
I wonder if his battle cry is “The Juicetice is loose!”?
This vision of what might’ve been courtesy of Empowered Special #4: Animal Style (June 2013) by Adam Warren and John Staton.
You know someone’s a douchebag if even the Joker finds them morally repugnant.
Ooh…burn.
Today’s lesson in ethics has been brought to you by Arkham Asylum: Living Hell #1 (July 2003) by Dan Slott and Ryan Sook.
Man, who’d have thought that Hogwarts was a party school?
Remind me again what the purpose of making the Marauder’s Map was…? ^_^;
Some people are jerks. Some people are evil. Lord Death Man is both.
Man, what an asshole.
This dick move has been to you by Batman Incorporated #2 (2011) by Grant Morrison, Yanick Paquette, and Michel Lacombe.
Don’t believe in the no-win situation? Well, you’ve evidently never met the Dirty Pair.
I think the terrorists might be the more humane decision, actually…
This example of being stuck between a rock and a hard place has been brought to you by Dirty Pair #1 (December 1988) by Toren Smith and Adam Warren.
If I came back from the dead, I’d probably be cranky and hurling expletives too.
I hope they didn’t bury you in that clown costume, jackass.
This bleep-worthy moment comes to you courtesy of Powers #27 (January 2002) by Brian Michael Bendis and Mike Avon Oeming.
Superheroes have groupies? Who’d have thought?
Ugh…if they did, I hoped they burned it afterwards. 
Today’s too much information moment has been brought to you by Powers #12 (June 2001) by Brian Michael Bendis and Mike Avon Oeming.
What good is appealing to someone’s sense of modesty if they have no concept of shame?
That…is not an appropriate use for medical supplies. o_O
This improvised beachwear has been brought to you by Kanokon (かのこん) – Volume 7 (July 23, 2009) by Katsumi Nishino and Rin Yamaki.
When meeting a girl for the first time, it’s important to be careful what you say in order to make a good first impression.
I believe he meant “fair” in the sense of “of pleasing appearance” rather than “of light complexion”, Adrienne. ^_^;
This unfortunate choice of words has been brought to you by Princeless #1 (October 2011) by Jeremy Whitley and Mia Goodwin.
